Nice one phil 😆 😆 😆
Don’t know if this will work for you Michael
Yorkshire man goes to the vet:
Man: “Can yer stop me cat peein’ all rahnd t’house?” (Can you stop my cat weeing all round the house)
Vet: “Is it a tom?” (Is it a male (Tom) cat. Also with a Yorkshire accent ‘Is it at home’)
Man: “Nor, it’s in t’basket” (No it is in the basket)
