LOL.
I’ve heard much worse like;
The 5 main reasons having a bike is better than having a woman;
1) A bike will take you anywhere without pecking your head.
2) A bike is quite happy to sit outside the pub while you have a beer and a laugh with your mates.
3) A bike doesn’t give you any grief if you come home at 4 in the morning and piss in the wardrobe.
4) A bike doesn’t moan when you leave the toilet seat up after having a piss.
5) It is easier to wash soot off your dick than it is to wash a woman out of your hair
