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    I hope this dosn’t offend.

    Taking a woman up the arse is a lot like riding a motorbike.

    You’re highly likely to get bird #OOPS# on your helmet

    please delete if offended



    I’ve heard much worse like;

    The 5 main reasons having a bike is better than having a woman;

    1) A bike will take you anywhere without pecking your head.
    2) A bike is quite happy to sit outside the pub while you have a beer and a laugh with your mates.
    3) A bike doesn’t give you any grief if you come home at 4 in the morning and piss in the wardrobe.
    4) A bike doesn’t moan when you leave the toilet seat up after having a piss.
    5) It is easier to wash soot off your dick than it is to wash a woman out of your hair

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