Doctor; What seems to be the problem?
Patient; I can’t stop farting.
Patient; They don’t smell and the don’t make a noise but I just can’t stop.
The Doctor picks up his pen and starts to write out a prescription.
Patient; Great Doctor. Will this prescription really stop me farting?
Doctor. No. It will clear your sinuses and next week I want you back for a hearing test!
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