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    Today I saw a sign that made me piss myself…Toilets Closed


    Doctor; What seems to be the problem?
    Patient; I can’t stop farting.
    Doctor; Hmmm
    Patient; They don’t smell and the don’t make a noise but I just can’t stop.
    Doctor; Hmmm.
    The Doctor picks up his pen and starts to write out a prescription.
    Patient; Great Doctor. Will this prescription really stop me farting?
    Doctor. No. It will clear your sinuses and next week I want you back for a hearing test!

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