Hard drinker?

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Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be
available in liquid form & will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use “as is”, or as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad
campaign claims: “It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one.”

“This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs
and just a good old fashioned stiff drink”, a senior PepsiCo official
stated. Obviously we can no longer call this a “soft drink”

Pepsi plans to market the new concoction under the name of “Mount and
Do”.

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