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    • A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
    • Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
    • Biker: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
    • Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
    • Biker: It’s not my bike. I stole it.
    • Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
    • Biker: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
    Officer: There’s a gun in the tool bag?
    • Biker: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
    • Officer: There’s drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
    • Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
    • Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
    • Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
    • Captain: Who’s motorcycle is this?
    • Biker: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.
    • Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
    • Biker: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
    • Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there’s drugs in them.
    • Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
    • Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
    • Biker: Yeah, I’ll bet he told you I was speeding, too.


    very good i’ll have to try that next time.

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