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    whipkwakaway
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    A woman asks her husband, “Would you like some bacon and eggs? A
    slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?” He declines.
    “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra,”
    he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

    At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. “A bowl of soup,
    homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?”

    He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, “really trashes my desire for food.”

    Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

    “Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or
    maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?”

    He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra… I’m
    still not hungry.”

    “Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving!

    #6604
    whipkwakaway
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    about to undergo a minor operation , a beautiful young girl is laid on a trolley and left alone in a corridor .
    a young man in a white coat approaches , takes the sheet away and examines her naked body .
    he walks off and talks to another man in a white coat who does the same examination ….
    so the young girl said , i apreciate the examinations but when will you be operating ?
    the young man diligently replied i have no idea we’re just painting the corridor

    #6608
    Joe
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    Little Tommy walks into his parents bedroom and sees his Mom and Dad having sex. His Dad looks over and yells at him to get out!
    Five minutes later his Parents hear shouting and screaming comming from the next room. Dad bursts into the room to find little Tommy HAVING SEX WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER! Tommy looks over to his Dad and says “it’s different when it’s your mom isn’t it” 😳

    #6605
    whipkwakaway
    Participant

    wise man say …
    try everything in life ,
    apart from incest and morris dancing lol

    #6607
    speedy
    Participant

    😆 whats wrong with morris dancing then 😛

    #6603
    dougyt
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    A guy meets a hunter at the local pub. “So, what do you hunt?” he asks.

    “Unicorns.” the hunter answers.

    The guy was startled, but regains his composure and says, “Really? How
    do you do that?”

    “I find a virgin and hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in the
    woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, I set off a snare.”

    “Boy, they must be hard to find. I’ve heard of them, but I’ve never seen
    one.” says the guy.

    “Yeah,” replies the hunter. “And there ain’t many unicorns around,
    either!”

    #6606
    whipkwakaway
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    the man of the house awakens and comes down for his breakfast .
    meanwhile his wife is busy preparing his breakfast in the kitchen .
    suddenly she asks if he could make love to her over the kitchen table ,
    and naturaly , being a dutiful husband he complies .
    soon afterwards , however he asks why ?
    and his wife replied ….
    “what else could i possibly have done when the egg timer is broke”
    lol

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