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    philpassingham
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    A policeman pulled me over last night.

    He said, “You’ve got no tax, your rear tyre is completely flat, you’ve got a can of lager in your hand and you’re not wearing a seatbelt!”

    I said, “I’ll see you tomorrow then.”

    “What’s that supposed to mean?” he asked.

    I said, “Hang on a minute pal, I’m on the phone.”

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