The sex of inanimate objects

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    Kaptainkwak
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    FREEZER BAGS:

    They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

    PHOTOCOPIERS:

    These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

    TIRES:

    Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

    HOT AIR BALLOONS:

    Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

    SPONGES:

    These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water..

    WEB PAGES:

    Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

    TRAINS:

    Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

    EGG TIMERS:

    Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

    HAMMERS:

    Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

    THE REMOTE CONTROL:

    Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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