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Bikes don’t get pregnant.
You can ride your Bike any time of the month.
Bikes don’t have parents.
Bikes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
Bikes don’t care how many other Bikes you’ve ridden.
When riding, you and your Bike can arrive at the same time.
Bikes don’t care how many other Bikes you have.
Bikes don’t care if you look at other Bikes.
Bikes don’t care if you look at Bike magazines.
You’ll never hear, “Surprise, you are going to own a new Bike” unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Bike is too loose you can tighten it.
You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bike.
If you say bad things to your Bike, you don’t have to apologize before you ride it again.
You can ride your Bike as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
You can stop riding your Bike as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated.
Bikes don’t get headaches.
Bikes don’t insult you if you’re a bad rider.
Your Bike never wants a night out with the other Bikes.
Bikes don’t care if you’re late.
You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your bike.
If your Bike doesn’t look good you can paint it or get new chrome parts.
You can ride your Bike the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you might have to wear when riding your Bike is a helmet.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bike
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